A Buyers Guide to Christmas Trees And Men — Bitchin’ in the Kitchen


Why is a Christmas tree better than a man? Well I’ll tell you! •It stays up for 12 days and nights •It has cute balls •It looks good with the lights on •It’s perfectly acceptable to have a new one every year •It’s normal to throw it out when you’re fed up of picking up […]

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